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Thursday, August 31, 2006

JONATHAN LEONG IS SEXY
i always knew he was.
but he's
SO MUCH SEXIER LIVE!
-faints!
i went for
Singapore Idol last night!
got tickets from
Mrs Alex.
if ya'll want tickets,
go badger her(:
hahah.
ANYWAYS,
i had to rush like
MAD
after training just
to get to
Caldecott Hill on time.
IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!
I SAW JON AND I WENT
-WHOOOOOOSH
he is SUPER sexy.
FULLSTOP.
PERIOD.
DONT ARGUE WITH ME.
i touched his hand THREE TIMES.
AAAAAAAH!
HE HAS NICE
SMOOTH HANDS.
:D
oh oh oh!
AND FOR ALL THOSE
PAUL TWOHILL FANS
OUT THERE!
after the show,
he came to my side
of the stage and
shook my hand,
then he squatted in front
of me and mumbled
something.
couldnt hear what he was saying.
so i just said
"take care!"
hahaha.
I KNOW ALL YOU
PAUL TWOHILL
FANS ARE JEALOUS!
(:
rahh.
I GOT A HUGE HUGE
HUGE
POSTER OF JONATHAN LEONG!
some dude gave it
to me yesterday!
THANK YOU WHOEVER
YOU ARE!
I LOVE YOU! <3
ohh,
today i went back
to HGS for a visit!
AHH!
SAW HAWA!
she's like a stick now.
SUPER SKINNY!
krystal,
i am not skinny.
HAWA
IS SKINNY.
haha.
it was so so so
good to see everyone!
after that i went out
with tessa!
watched
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
super nice!
ya'll should watch it.
met tessa's friend,
jasmine.
she's a tk netballer!
she said she knows
Evil, Thongs, Steph and Belly.
oh wells,
i think this is my longest ever post.
:D

6:22 PM

Friday, August 25, 2006

THANK YOU
to everyone in school
who made these few
TERRIBLE
days better for me!
yesterday and today were
like
HORRIBLY SAD.
i dont know why.
i just felt like crying.
i think it was
after what happened
between my mom
and i.
oh wells,
at least you guys
managed to cheer me up.
as ALWAYS(:
so anyways!
i've changed my blogskin
FOR THE THIRD TIME
in one week!
hahaha.
IM SO FICKLE MINDED.
-slaps myself-
haha
as ambs would've put it
"YOU STUPID FOOL"
today,
went for lunch with
jenn, clare and amb
at LJS.
we got super bored there
so we went to macs after
eating.
MET RACHAEL LYE!
and her friend, LUKE.
so we all went
to macs together.
as usual,
ambra got high.
like SKY HIGH.
you would've thought
she was on HEROINE or
whatever.
hahahh.
she made
SO SO SO MUCH NOISE.
audrey ho and belly were there!
so audrey asked me
to ask ambs to shut up
cause she was
"embarrasing"
hahah.
everyone who
goes to macs often would
know by now,
how psychotic ambra
can get.
GAHH
I CANT WAIT FOR TMR!(:
sorry nat!
i wont be there at
the HDB hub
to watch you perform):
but good luck babe!
OH YEA,
IF ANYONE OF YOU SEE
AMBRA SELLING BADGES TMR,
RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

5:32 PM

Sunday, August 20, 2006

HEYHEY(:
i just had math tuition!
before that i went
SHOPPING!
like, FINALLY!
retail therapy(:
heavenly i tell you.
went to wisma first
to look for a dress.
walked into
DANIEL YAM
hoping to look
for a simple dress.
i tried like 4 dresses?
here are the
PICTURES!(:

i look super fat in this :/

i kinda liked this one(:

the green version of the above

plain ol' white :D

OH!
there was this
other pink polka-
dotted dress
which i tried at
another shop.
ive forgotten the name
of that shop.
I LOVED THAT ONE!(:
but the smallest size
was too big for me):
wells,
the HUNT
for the perfect dress
shall continue next week!

i'm heading into a crisis chasing the years of my life

6:35 PM

Friday, August 18, 2006

I JUST CHANGED MY BLOGSKIN!
(:
you like?
HAHA.
im at nat's place.
ambs left like an hour ago.
SHE WAS PARANOID
ABOUT GOING BACK TO TP HERSELF.
CAUSE OF THE
CHEE KO PEKS,
STALKERS
AND OTHER SCARY PEOPLE.
:/
this is the msg she sent me
after she got on the bus.
HEY HO
LOOK AT THE OBITUARIES
ON MONDAY!
MY NAME WILL BE THERE!

hahaha.
YOU WONT DIE.
IM YOUR PROTECTOR(:
haha
oh wells,
nat is a CHEE KO PEK(:
oooooooh
she's stroking my leg
-gasp!-
hurhur
NAT LIKES MY LEGS(:
ohh did i tell ya'll
i passed math and chinese.
FINALLYYYY!
wadeva audrey
i noe u passed and i did BUT
i still failed maths.
u then chee ko pek
SQUEEZING MY CHEEK
and saying OHHH.
I LIKE YOU CHEEK.
ohhh.
-natalie((:

HURRHURR
SORRY YA'LL
THAT WAS THE
OH-SO-CRAZY
NATALIE YONG TAU FOO
but its true luh!
SHE LIKES MY LEGS(:
and i like her cheeks!<3
haha
TMR IM GONNA BE DOING
FLAGDAY!
you better come to me
and buy the sticker thanngs.
rawrrr.
i have to be in school
by like SEVEN IN THE MORNING
):
i alrdy have
EYEBAGS!
poooooop.

dont say you love me
you dont even know me

8:28 PM

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

NAT DAO-ED ME TODAY
why?
WHY.
pfft
anyways,
AMBRA LIEW SAN!
GET JON'S AUTOGRAPH PLEASE?
thanks!
hahaa.
today after school,
i was supposed to go out with ben.
and ambs had nothing to do
so she followed us.
met RACHAEL LYE
AND MEISHI
AND KIM!
i swear,
rachael,
CARRY ON LIKE THAT,
YOU ARE GONNA FAIL PSLE.
study HARD!
come to ij,
so that i can bully you(:
TODAY'S SCIENCE CA WAS SHITTYY
):
i studied quite hard for it please!
but all the stuff i studied didnt come out,
GAHH.
i just hope i get b3 for everything!
then i can get a new phone!(:
hahaha,
did i mention.
ambs and i felt
CHEE KO PEK-ISH
today!
hahah
seriously.
blaah.
i dont know if im happy
that the CAs are over.
cause end-of-years are coming
in one month.
:/
oh yea, i have a quiz for ya'll (:
QUIZ: ARE YOU A DRAMA QUEEN?
do all your friends call you YOUR ROYAL HISSY FIT behind your back?
take this quiz & find out if youre easy going or a touch too touchy.
  1. YOU BREAK A NAIL ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL, YOU:

(a) dont notice

(b) stop at a nail salon to fix it, homeroom can wait.

(c)sob quietly

(d) scream bloody murder

2. YOUR BEST FRIEND GOES TO A PARTY WITHOUT YOU,

YOU:

(a) hope she has a good time

(b) resolve to do the same to her next time

(c) sob quietly

(d) threaten to slit your nails with a nail file

3. YOUR SISTER ATE THE LAST OREO (& theyre your favourite), YOU:

(a) shrug & figure you'll have some another time

(b) tell on her to your mom

(c) sob quietly

(d) take her favorite barbie hostage till someone meets your oreo demands

4. YOU GOT AN 'F' ON AN EXAM CAUSE' YOU WERE PARTYING INSTEAD OF STUDYING, YOU:

(a) vow to do better next time

(b) ask to do a makeup exam

(c) sob quietly

(d) threaten to sue the school for discrimination against the handicapped-people with overactive social lives {OHMYGOD, I WOULD SO DO THIS}

5. YOU GO TO A PARTY & ANOTHER GIRL IS WEARING THE SAME DRESS AS YOU, YOU:

(a) laugh it off

(b) go home & change

(c) sob quietly

(d) push her into the pool

6. YOUR BOYFRIEND SAYS HE DOESNT LIKE THE SWEATER YOURE WEARING, YOU:

(a) tell him you like it & thats all that matters

(b)take it off immediately

(c) sob quietly

(d) cut it into tiny pieces & mail it to him covered in fake blood

IF YOU CIRCLED MAINLY 'A's, YOURE A DRAMA PEASANT ALSO KNOWN AS A COOL CUSTOMER. NOTHING BOTHERS YOU TOO MUCH CAUSE' YOUVE GOT YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. SURE, YOUR FRIENDS SECRETLY CALL YOU AN ICE QUEEN BEHIND YOUR BACK, BUT EVEN THAT DOESNT RILE YOU.

IF YOU CIRCLED MOSTLY 'B's, YOURE A PROBLEM SOLVER. WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG, YOU TRY TO FIX IT- WHETHER ITS WORTH THE TROUBLE OR NOT.

IF YOU CIRCLED MAINLY 'C's, YOURE A SILENT SOBBER YOU MAY NOT BE A DRAMA QUEEN, BUT YOUVE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS. CONSIDER ANTI-DEPRESSANTS OR THERAPY.

IF YOU CIRCLED MOSTLY 'D's, START THE HISSY FIT NOW CAUSE' YOURE A FULL BLOWN DRAMA QUEEN. CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR HIGHNESS.

maybe its too late
to save a young girls heart
that's long stopped beating

6:55 PM

Sunday, August 13, 2006

quoting snow patrol
"those three words
are said too much,
than not at all"
everytime you say those three words,
my heart skips a beat.
then i stop to think,
and i wonder if you
actually mean it.
i so badly wanna say i love you too.
if i lay here,
if i just lay here.
would you lie with me,
& just forget the world?

9:21 PM

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I'M SLEEPY
you must be wondering
WHY THE HELL AM I UP SO EARLY
wells,
my mom told my maid to wake me up at nine
so yea
here i am.
anyways,
yesterday we had our CHEENA exam
ambs, TOTALLY SCREWED UP
tsktsk
you'll do better next round(:
after school,
we went to LJS(:
got high
irritated the girls at the next table
and ambs and i
started that
SMILE AT A STRANGER!(:
thingy.
it was wicked.
hahah
OHH!
nat and ambs kept
saying SHE likes me.
I SWEAR,
she doesnt!
seriously!
then ambra,
mentioned that im a boy magnet.
like NO?
hahah
but thanks,
i am flattered!(:
after that,
nat said i was a
CHICK MAGNET.
HAHA
that one is kinda true.
but whatever.
so yea,
after lunch we went over to amb's place.
HER FUCKING BUS PASSES THE
AUSTRALIAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL
envy!
we were on the bus,
A CUTE CUTE GUY CAME UP THE BUS
-faints-
hahaha
nat said he looked at me, or ambs
either one.
but, i think it must've been ambs.
I HATE YOU AMBRA, STUPID ANG MOH
hahaha(:
then ambs
decided to let the two
TRANSPORT IDIOTS
lead the way to her house.
so we ended up at the playground!
hahaha
then in the end we found her house(:
SO,
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH FIREWORKS
but amb's mom
saw her lit paper.
(psst, she flunked it)
so, her mom didnt allow her to go.
BLAHH
no indian lover! ):
BUT,
nat and i still went.
it was fucking nice!
FIREWORKS, I LOVE!<3
when you told me that
you loved me,
were those just words?

9:29 AM

Thursday, August 10, 2006

HAHAHA!
FIONA HAN, P6
FROM KCPPS
ANY FREE AH BENGS OUT THERE?
HELP ME BEAT HER UP(:
I LOVE YOU!
HAHAHA
YOU THINK THAT YOURE SO PRETTYYYY RIGHT(:
HOKAY ANYWAYS
YOU CAN GO FUCK HERE, THERE
WHEREVER.
BUT PLEASE,
DO NOT COME FUCK WITH ME.
YOU ARE SO SCREWED :D
HAHA.
WATCH OUT, GIRL.

6:56 PM

I AM BOREDD
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: euu ish ah liAnx arhx?
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: of course lahhx, den wad!
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: we go hang outs at fareast 2moro lahZxx
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: ohkayx lorghXz
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: yahhx. ehXX. moii ish wants 2 tell euu somethingxx
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: say LORGHHX
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moiix ix of itsx berii longg liiaoxx.
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: sayx lahx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moii...
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moiii..
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moii..wants
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moii..wants..
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: choo dyee mii hair pinkx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: lyke datt verii bengz
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: ohhx, moii go 2 jean yip 2 dyee
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: moii go 2 reds but nows no $$
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: yarpz i oso no more $$
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: moii ix onli habb $100 left for dis monthx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: orghx, you wan somemore $$?
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: i can gibbb euu
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: oh reaalii? i wanxx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: yeshxx, no problems wanxx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: how muchiex euu needx?
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: hmmmx abouts $500?
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: aiyaxx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: too badx ehhZ
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: i gotchs no change, juz keep de $1000 lorhxx
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: whoaaxxZ realliix?
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: euu no bluff miix hor?
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: yeshx yeshx, anything for my smexy cutetarded
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: ohkiiex
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: hmmxx, $1000 enuff onotx?
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: yahhx, should be lahxx
*Daryl; im your smexy, cutetarded! says: ohkieexx. so wad ish euu doings?
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: nothingx lorhzz
audd; smexy & cutetarded! says: ehhxZ can we stopx dis typingx
?
AH LIANS/AH BENGS!
WE DONT LIKE YOU.

1:27 PM

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

NEWS FLASH!
my mom confiscated my phone!
blahh
dont ask me why
cause i dont know either
-.-
anyways!
HAPPY NATIONAL DAYY PEOPLE!(:
today (or actually yesterday cause'
its like 12.30 on the 9th of august)
after mass,
ambs, nat, stef, amanda Y and i
went to jay8.
watched CLICK
although i wanted to watch
TOKYO DRIFT
and ambra wanted to watch
NACHO LIBRE
hahah
met clarissa and anne at jay8!
hahah
I FINALLY KNOW WHO ANNE IS
she added me on friendster long long ago
so anyways,
the show was hilarious.
but there were a few sad parts.
all of us cried.
except amanda.
who totally has no heart.
after that,
we went back to tp to have lunch,
headed to the library to do some
SERIOUS STUDYING
hahah
had cheena tuition.
i am now talking to,
BENEDICT SEAHH!(:

12:37 AM

Sunday, August 06, 2006

HAHAHA
HISTORY CA IS TMR!
AND IM HIGH
GODKNOWSWHY
-.-
ANYWAYS
i had math tuition this morning.
and now,
im taking a BREAK
from mugging
(:
hahah
i know
ya'll are all like
"AUDREY, MUGGING? WHATEVER MAN!"
hhaha
but seriously
i vow to do well this time!
oh yea
last night
i was talking to CX on the phone
from 10 plus to 2
he tried to play truth or dare
with me ON THE PHONE
LIKE HELLOOO?
-.-
hahah
and he made up stupid rules
to excuse himself from doing
what i dared him.
wohkays,
i better go mug somemore!

3:41 PM

Saturday, August 05, 2006

HELLO WORLD(:
sorry i havent been posting!
haha
i've been really lazy
yeaa
my granny's in hospital!
im really worried for her
=/
hokay
so today
went for the adam khoo thingy
it was a preview
kinda fun i guess
but im hesitant
about going for the camp
blah.
anyways,
my mom signed me up for it.
its called
"I AM GIFTED, SO ARE YOU!"
hahaha
hokay
im talking on the phone now
soo
yea
BYEEEE(:

11:00 PM